How to f*ck a Movie Star, Princess, Pony or Underage Woman

If you're last name doesn't sound like you just dropped some fecal matter, it ain't easy.

Money helps. Power. Authority. Having a penis that is visible when standing "erect" also helps. I wish I had all the answers. I don't.

All I can tell you is sh*t that smells like sh*t, well, it's usually some sort of fecal matter.

Cheers, Donny🥂. Hope you're having a great day! Keep being great, and doing great things!

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