Sometimes I may put stuff here. You should look once in a while.
Turns out, a-holes exist all around the world. They work in government. Military. Law Enforcement. Fast food. Grocery stores. That's a weird word, grocery. Who says that shit? Anyway...
In all seriousness, you can be an ass. Me too. Sorry. I love everybody. Always have. Always will.
Maybe shout at me on YouTube's Anti-social network.
"The truth is often what we make of it; you heard what you wanted to hear, believed what you wanted to believe." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
New category for DFIR posts. Keep it clean, he will. Sir yes sir!
I know a little about digital stuff. Analog stuff. Satellite stuff. Other stuff I can't spell too. All to be presented from the "You are a moron" perspective, so as to be as helpful to my peers as possible. I am a moron, which makes it easy to speak with you.
Do not start at 5. Five is right out.
What if I'm okay with several devices, each doing a very specific thing well. Very well, ideally. Well, if that's the way he wants it, that's what he gets. Or tries to.
HP.com, pfff. I've been such a huge fan of HP for so many years.
After several years of seemingly trying every laptop brand and building my own workstations using refurbished HP chassis (eventually, I had to work up to the HP chassis), I see no need to purchase from them again anytime soon. The old stuff I have still works fine.
In fact, I'm creating this post on a refurbished HP z820 system I rebuilt which was originally used by a special effects production company. It was a member of a pretty powerful workgroup (Think mesh-computing. Render farms. Tatooine.). It's quiet as a church mouse, with more cores than all of Washington's apple trees.
My point being, if you're still in the corporate world, work in government, eat at McDonald's, or generally like powerful, quiet, reliable business systems, you may want to talk to HP.
💻📢ATTENTION NERDS: I have some new hardware inbound. Two new convertible Windows 11 Pro business laptops. Picking one up today, other arrives Tuesday. I will be reviewing and commenting on both here regularly, I'm sure.
But wait, there's more.
Although I recently purchased a Samsung S25 FE to replace the Refurbished Samsung S10 that I've had for many years, I also pulled the trigger on returning to a flip phone. I ordered the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip7 FE.
This should be an interesting one to review.
Stay tuned! 😎
"Why would you put this under the Forensics category?", you may ask. I could give two...Hey, did you see the Presidential Address? Wow. So Presidential. I digress, again.
Ordered two new rigs today to replace some long-in-the-tooth equipment, improve integration & efficiency, streamline communication, improve mobility, and do it all for peanuts, quite literally, when compared to the competition.
Sure, no problem. Given that I helped start the industry, that I contributed more than most, and that it's only one of many jobs I have/do, maybe I could shed some light on the topic for you.
They're a-holes. Arrogant, ignorant, "I'm right, you're wrong" a-holes. They have to be. Well, no, they don't, but it does help.
This is my first post for the "new" site and new DFIR category.
If you or one of your highly respected peers have something to contribute to this category, fkcu off.
Add your stupid to the comments. Maybe I'll add yours to mine and some other a-hole will reap all the benefit(s). Prick.
Thanks! Be safe out there!🤠
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