Welcome to the Jungle

Hi. How's things? Cool, cool. Hey, listen, I've got an idea. STFUMO #Rando.

Also, Cher has explained until she's blue in the face ladies, it's in his kiss. What gives? Are you retarded? Just curious. I am.

Guys, it's not in her kiss, trust me. Look them in the eyes. It's in their eyes.

So, to recap...

Ladies it's in their kiss and for guys it's in their eyes. Now that we're on the same page, STFU more often. Thank you!

Keep being great & doing great things. 😎

BTW, meant to tell you I was going to put posts about my podcast in this category about Cher. Never forget: 1, 2, 3. A 3. I digress, as usual, sorry.

Senior Administrative Assistant (Part-time, ~20hrs/wk.)

Location: Residence located in Spokane, WA

AGE REQUIREMENT: Although discriminatory, you must be over 50 years old.

Hours: Up-to twenty (20) hours per week. Random times.

JOB DUTIES:

• Make great coffee...and coffee related drinks.
• Love yoga.
• You may NOT physically contact any humans in our residence.
• Essentially, I get tired of getting up to get another cup of coffee. Nobody in my house really drinks much of it, so they're not much help...even if they want to be. Sorry, fam. Love 'ya, but I need a professional Barista. When not making coffee you will be REQUIRED TO:
  • Clean up after yourself.
  • Maybe relax and read a book or something.

PAY: None, yet, but I plan to pay up-to $30/hour starting sometime in the first quarter of next year. If you don't want to start until then, I get it. No worries. I'll friggin' get my own coffee. As usual. 😘

Subscribe to my new podcast "The Seven Five - Part 2".

Thanks for considering! Keep being great and doing great things. 😎