Welcome to the Jungle

Boo hoo. Mommy went through this. Daddy went through that. My great, great granddad's uncle's cousin once had a fucking splinter.

Go fkcu yourself

If you're miserable, there is an easy solution. Take your life. Take it to a basement. A studio. A room with no windows. Sit there. Turn the light on eventually.

It is no different than providing customer service in the brick & mortar world. Give a shit. Test your processes. Don't be greedy. Put data collection behind customer experience, not in front of it, morons.

Doing Support A** Backwards

If I buy a piece of hardware from you, I shouldn't have to give you my first born to turn it on and use it. I shouldn't even have to create an account. I own the damn hardware. Get the user using your shit-bag device, show them the basics if you can, explain that much more is available with an account. SIMPLE.

Are you fucking stupid, Tim? Don't answer that out loud. Just look in the mirror and consider taking your own life.

Taking gold to Trump? Kill yourself.

I wish I din't like kids or care about their lives. Not cool seeing you hate kids, bro. Fuck off. All. The fucking. Way. Off.

Alternatively, take me to court or bring your ignorant stupid to my yard. I'll fucking end you today. 

Cheers, you capitalistic piece of shit. Fuck you. 

Start by STFU. That will take you places, you fkcuing retards. STFU. Sit. Eat. STFU. Quit judging everyone out loud with your condescending, arrogant, stupid fkcuing ass. STFU more often. Eat. Enjoy. STFU. Got it? Real fkcuing simple.

If you see me smoking a cigar ~15-20' away from a hotel entrance just barely out of the pouring down rain, as your self-righteous, arrogant fkcuing ass chows down some fattening sthi, STFU. Do NOT ask your server to have someone ask me to move farther away, because it's annoying you to read your paper, eat your eggs, and see a guy standing so close to a building smoking a cigar when nobody else is fkcuing outside. YOU. FUCKING. HATEFUL. ARROGANT. FUCKING. PRICKS.

FUCK OFF AND DIE.🤔