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Was he talking about himself again? He does that, the despicable, reckless, useless, greed-driven, gluttonous fool.

Sorry Pete, you're not that bright, bro. True story. Take me to court. 💯

Here's the story about the Pentagon threatening Mark Kelly, for teaching folks to do what they've always been trained by America to do; disobey illegal orders, orders that violate rights, etc.

They teach every idiot who joins that sh*t. Except Pete. He missed that class.

Was probably out looking for Brill Cream.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pentagon-threatens-to-prosecute-senator-mark-kelly-by-recalling-him-to-navy-service/ar-AA1R45x8?ocid=socialshare 

Yes, which is why I can call you a retard. I do not do it as an insult to Special Needs, I do it as an insult to you. Your special.

Even sent my son to a Special Needs pre-K program, although he doesn't have special needs. They often have seats open for other kids.

While you're competing to be special and pay as much as you can to create a piece of shit like you, I paid nothing to create another genius.

Congrats, team. You're winning!

UPDATE - 6:18PM PT

You may be thinking, "He meant you're special, not your special." You'd be wrong, dummy.

No. Huh. I have. More than once. "Ask for anything, Larry."

• 4x my salary+
• Free housing
• Free family healthcare
• Free car(s)
• Work from home 2-3 days a week.
• Located in NYC
• 91st Floor of the World Trade Center (WTC)

Well, the last one was about 3 years before 9/11. The wish list I created was longer. They immediately said "When can you get here?"

I told you...I'm good with squirrels. Just sayin'. 😎

Cannonball. No, seriously. Just don't run near the pool, where it's wet. That shit is slippery.

I know it's not Saturday Night Live, but...Don't Believe Me, Just Watch. 😎