Welcome to the Jungle

Stop, Look & Listen if you want, but I'm getting the hell out of here, bro. Or something. I don't know. Have you seen a "Rachelle"?

You don't know Cronk'in. Crumpin. Nuting. No, I won't use two tees. It's wasteful. I really don't even need a tee when I play golf. Speaking of tea...

Face Your Fears

Then turn left. Or right. Or about Face. Let's not bring The A team into this though. I digress. 

When you find yourself in a conversation or situation that makes you stop counting to ten when you get to three, interrupt. Be bold. Stand up if necessary, then stearnly say "I'll be back right after these messages." 😶😎

Huge fan. I mean huge fan of Daisy Duke. David, not so much. 

• K - Kan't
• K - Kreate
• K - Kartoons

Also, I kan't spell. 🤔

No. Nobody gives a single shti about ANY Bubbas now.

Great. Every single Bubba? Yes. It use to be a cool name. Sucks. Hope Bubba is okay.

Also, if you're looking for a home security system that stops some bad things from even happening, rather than notifying after they happen, don't contact Amazon. https://simplisafe.com/guy for 60% off...or something.

PS - Also checkout "That F+×king Guy". Keep your hands to yourself while doing so. Thank you.